Why do the Yanks in Hollywood never have an Englishman playing the part of Robin Hood?? First it was Kevin Costner and now it's Russell Crow! They're both about as English as the Eiffel Tower! >:(

WHY in American movies does the loud, ear bleeding action suddenly stop so that two characters can have a heart-to-heart chat? i.e. War of the Worlds. Tom Cruise and his son stop on a BATTLEFIELD of all places with bombs dropping and aliens kicking s**t out of everyone. Then everything stops around them and they have the whole "I love u son" chat. Bloody stupid! They'd have been legging it!

Marcus v Niorin give us a break! Isn't it about time Channel 4 got some real people on Big Brother. Surely this is not a reflection on what the rest of us are like. I'm going for a drink.

£30 DNA testing kits to go on sale over the counter to settle paternity disputes without lawyers... Don't be surprised to see Mark Lester in Boots today!!!